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Agamudayar are a Tamil community found in the Indian state of Tamil Nadu. In Southern parts of Tamil Nadu, they are considered as one of the three castes which make up the Thevar or Mukkulathor community. According to the anthropologist Zoe E Headley, the three communities are the \"numerically dominant rural backward castes of the southern districts of Tamil Nadu\". Agamudayars are listed in the national commission of backward caste lists for Tamil Nadu as \"Agamudayar”. Agamudayar was derived from maravar community. Mukkulathore is Denotified community and Backward Class community.
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